Me: Hi, I need to schedule check up appointments for me and my husband.
Lady: Ok, what time and date works best for you.
Me: It would be great if we could do it next Thursday or Friday.
Lady: We are closed for the 4th of July weekend on those dates.
Me: You are closed on the 28th and 29th?
Lady: No. We are open those days.
Me: Ok... well... do you have any openings?
Lady: Let me check. We are full on Thursday and closed on Friday.
Me: (silent sigh) What do have available the following week?
Lady: We are closed for the 4th of July.
Me: You are closed the entire week?
Lady: No, we are open on Monday and Tuesday.
Me: Well, what do have available those days?
Lady: Let me check....We are full Monday and Tuesday.
Me: Well, what is the next day you have any openings?
Lady: We can fit you in on July 26th.
Me: Ok, what times?
Lady: We can put you in at 9, 11, or 1.
Me: Ok, well I guess we will just take the 9 and 11 appointments.
Lady: Are both you and your husband coming?
Me: Yes.
Lady: Well I guess if you are both coming we can do you both at 9.
Me: Great. Both at 9.
Geez! It might not sound like such a run-around to you, but I swear this woman was either not paying attention when she was talking to me or she was just flat out clueless. I was about to lose it!
You have probably seen this, but I think it is hillarious. True, a littl harsh. But funny nontheless.

